What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning