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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents.