What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.