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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.