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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.