How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Previous Random Joke Next

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

Pet Rock Jokes More Pet Rock Jokes

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Discipline Jokes More Discipline Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.