Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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You hit rock bottom!

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Fowl ball.

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Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

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I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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