Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Discipline Jokes More Discipline Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.