You hit rock bottom!
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
A rocking Cher.
They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
The license number of the car that hit him.
Moo-tilated.