Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***