What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

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What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!