What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.