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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)