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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus