What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus