What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it