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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.