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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!