Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie