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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode