Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.