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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.