Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.