Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)