Pie Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Davy Crockett Jokes More Davy Crockett Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

5th Jokes More 5th Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Where's the 5th?

FG: Cinq.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear