You get a cobbler!
Alamode
La Mode
Pi(e)
Pies are round
How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!
Opinions!
A pioneer
He heard they had PIE.
A Magpie.
Punkin pie
Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.
Somewhere over a rainbow...
That's sweet, ain't it?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
Well, it's no cakewalk.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
He was a pieromaniac.
Your teeth!
No, Woman, no pie.
Somewhere over the rainbow.
A'lamode
It needed a filling.
Oven gloves.
Chinese food.
Cowboom!
Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!
Velveetazane
None. We pay a German to do it.
Who the hell ordered a new roof?
Because he dropped the beet.
A flat miner
FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
He found a hair in one.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
FG: Cinq.
Their ankles!
A buck an ear