What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.