What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.