What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.