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What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.