Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling