Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling