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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling