Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.