Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

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How do you spot Will Smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.