Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

Because theyre always wacking guys off....

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.