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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Where's Waldo?

Cliffs Notes

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.