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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.