Waldo Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Where's Waldo?

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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Ubisoft

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.