Waldo Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Where's Waldo?

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Wally Jokes More Wally Jokes

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.