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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

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Where's Waldo?

Cliffs Notes

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.