Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.