Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.