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What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"