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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

Where's Waldo?

Cliffs Notes

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!