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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

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Where's Waldo?

Cliffs Notes

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.