Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

How do you spot Will Smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.