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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!