Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

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How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

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What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.