Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

To find himself.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.