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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.