What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed