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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.