What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"