What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.