What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick