What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.