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Womb Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

They touched some many lives

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.