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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer

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What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.