What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.