What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss