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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!