What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.