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Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.