Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!