What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

What is a picnic?

Correct!