What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Who's there! Alpaca! Alpaca who?

Alpaca picnic lunch!

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What is a picnic?

Correct!