What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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Ask about his routine.

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I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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Alpaca bowl!!!

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Como se llama?

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!