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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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Alpaca 'nother bong

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Alpaca bowl!!!

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Caaaaarl!!

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What is a picnic?

Correct!

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!