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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

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The Alpacalisp.

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."