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Alpaca Jokes

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

Love Card

Love Card

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

Who's there! Alpaca! Alpaca who?

Alpaca picnic lunch!

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong