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Alpaca Jokes

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

I Love Pizza & You

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

Who's there! Alpaca! Alpaca who?

Alpaca picnic lunch!

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong