What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Who's there! Alpaca! Alpaca who?

Alpaca picnic lunch!

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What did the llama said to the other llama?

Como se llama?