What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what