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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?