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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Where do bees go on holiday?

Stingapore!

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How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.