What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What's George Washington's least favorite flower?

Lie-lacs!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).