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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.