What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*