What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.