They were all born on holidays.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
Be born in China.
Alpaca ya bags.
They always forget Tupac.
He used Apple Maps.
I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!
Lie-lacs!
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
