One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
By occident
He used Apple Maps.
They were all born on holidays.
Neither can finish a play.
Neither of them can finish a play
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
A pig up truck
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
Get Atul to do it.
A punjob.
There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.
An Illumi-neti pot
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Walk-a Walk-a
Son of a Bith!
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Asking for a friend
