One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
By occident
He used Apple Maps.
They were all born on holidays.
They have engineers
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
Pump Kin
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...
Antihissssstamines!
They have no legs to pull!
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
Arrrish
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
Naana
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
