One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
By occident
He used Apple Maps.
They were all born on holidays.
I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."
She's almost as smart as a man.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Tyrone
He seems alt-right!
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
A Countach
Cross your legs
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
With a mouse warming party!
In his sleavies!
Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)
Dan Singh with the Sitars
Connect the Dots.
Because he was always in a cent.
I freed the what?
