One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
By occident
He used Apple Maps.
They were all born on holidays.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
Neither of them can finish a play
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
Counterfitz
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Its not that hard
A liar.
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In his sleevies.
Lie-lacs!
A snake with a lisp!
They have no legs to pull!
With a low-key event
Because they are very scentimental.
