One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
By occident
He used Apple Maps.
They were all born on holidays.
They can both drive you crazy.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Because he's dead.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
He seems alt-right!
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
Tanksgiving
They bring flowers to his grave.
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
HeHe
Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.
Fang mail.
Viva Aspana!
