What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.