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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.