What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.