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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Little Piglet Jokes More Little Piglet Jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!