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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.