Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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She loves cheap bills

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.