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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.