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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.