What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.