Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"