Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!

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Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Amsterdam Jokes More Amsterdam Jokes

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!