Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!

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Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.