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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows