What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,