What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.