What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad