No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
A tattoo with dad
Because icing is not allowed.
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
