What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!