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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.