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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.