How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.