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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.