How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!