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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.