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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.