How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white hands?

Because everyone has a little good in them

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25