How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25