Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Gee, you knit
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
Mash-scara!
Depressed
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
They both worry about the position of colons.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Seven.