Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Galapaghost Islands.
An amoeboo!
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
Because his uncles are aunts.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
A barber!
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.
Gee, I'm a tree.