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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Oct 31 Jokes More Oct 31 Jokes

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Oct Jokes More Oct Jokes

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Math Major Jokes More Math Major Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.