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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.