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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.