What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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What di you call a snowman in May?

A puddle!

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!