What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What did Anakin give to Padme for Christmas?

Sithilis

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.