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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.