What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.