How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.