What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.