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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.