What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

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