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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode