What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic