What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.