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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!