What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.