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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!