Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.