Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!