Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What is the cat's favourite TV show?

The evening mews!