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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.