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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal