It's 8:00 somewhere!
A sphinxter.
Unevening.
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees
You look quite put-together this evening.
Watch elevision!
Have a nice bite!
A cannibal
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
A disobedient slave.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
The evening mews!
Salmon-chanted evening!
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
A pillow
In the toilet.
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
With a plunger.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
Ginger Beard
She hits women
Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
The law of gravity
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Electricity.
