Evening Jokes

It's 8:00 somewhere!

A sphinxter.

You look quite put-together this evening.

Watch elevision!

Have a nice bite!

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

The evening mews!

Salmon-chanted evening!

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Mortgage freeman.

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Because he only had Forints!

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Evening Jokes

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

What's the opposite of evening?

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

What do elephants do in the evenings?

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

What is the cat's favourite TV show?

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

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