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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.