Just asking for a friend
Asks the bartender. "I got fired."
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Meet Patty
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
TBC
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
Invest a billion.
Commaraderie
I thought friendship was magic