What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What do you call friendship between punctuation?

Commaraderie

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.