What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What does Ron Howard ask before watersports?

You down with Opie pee

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Arnold. Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!

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What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What do you call friendship between punctuation?

Commaraderie