What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What do you call friendship between punctuation?

Commaraderie