What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.