What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.