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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!