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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.