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How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.