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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Swingset Jokes More Swingset Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.