What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

Blubber Jokes More Blubber Jokes

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Bruce Banner Jokes More Bruce Banner Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle