Bruce Banner
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
A gun actually does something when triggered.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
A fart with a lump in it
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings