Blubber Jokes

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Bruce Banner Jokes More Bruce Banner Jokes

What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why is six uncomfortable around seven?

Because seven times seven was odd

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Whaler Jokes More Whaler Jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band?

Bob Marley and The Whalers!

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Seven Sea Jokes More Seven Sea Jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.