What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.