What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.