What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.