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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites