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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Who is driving?

A cop.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR