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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife