How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.