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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight