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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife