How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.