How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)