What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.