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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.