Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos