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Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!